Movie Review: ‘Nutcrackers’

by | Nov 27, 2024 | Featured Post, Movie Reviews, Movies | 0 comments


Greetings again from the darkness. I’ll give you the set-up and you tell me how it ends. A workaholic real estate developer drives his yellow Porsche from Chicago to a middle-of-nowhere Ohio farm after his sister and brother-in-law die in a car crash. He’s there to sign paperwork for a foster family to take the four brothers left behind. However, there’s a glitch, and the stressed-out uncle is forced to extend his time with the four boys. Since, we can all guess how this story ends, the determining factor on whether it’s worth watching is what happens in-between.

Director David Gordon Green has had quite a strange and diverse string of projects, going back to PINEAPPLE EXPRESS (2008), his recent horror reboots with HALLOWEEN (2018) and THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER (2023), and numerous TV series, including “Eastbound & Down”. The screenplay comes from Leland Douglas, and the film draws Ben Stiller out of leading man semi-retirement (he’s been directing episodes of “Succession”).

Michael (Stiller) is shown zipping through the countryside conducting important business on his cell phone as he drives. When he arrives on the farm, he immediately steps his expensive loafers into animal excrement. The social worker (a criminally underutilized Linda Cardellini, “Mad Men”) informs him that the foster family backed out and he’s now responsible for his four nephews, until a new foster family can be found. The boys have been home-schooled and living off the grid (pigs in the house, etc). They obviously have trust issues with an uncle who obviously doesn’t want to be there.

For this story to work, we have to believe two things: that the boys connect with Mike and that Mike learns what really matters in life and is willing to drastically change. The four Kicklighter boys are played by real life Hanson brothers Atlas, Ulysses, Arlo, and Homer. They are truly the highlight of the movie, and it’s a shame the story doesn’t better utilize the dynamic of their transformation. Instead, there are a couple of side stories involving the town’s rich man (played by Toby Huss, The Wiz from that “Seinfeld” episode), and a greedy professional foster home mother (Edi Patterson, KNIVES OUT, 2019). These stories should have been better explored or ignored completely to concentrate on Michael and the boys,

Some comedy elements are introduced – Michael paddleboarding in the pond and Captain Bebop’s Ice Cream truck, but the attempt at a sentimental ending is never earned and feels out of place, based on what we’ve watched. This has the look and feel of a Hallmark Christmas movie, yet it’s missing charm and seasonal spirit. Perhaps UNCLE BUCK (1989) is the closest comparison, but this one never really comes close to matching that one.

Releases on Hulu on November 29, 2024

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