How do we get our “book person” friend to actually watch a movie with us for once?

At some point, even the people who prefer to stick to books and music for the most part (also known as folks who have a very, very bad attention span) will want to stop turning a blind eye to the cinema industry, as there are just so many great movies out there for them to check out. You surely know a person like this: They love hearing some sort of noise all the time, they hate being alone, they are energetic, and they’ve seen an entire game of soccer in their entire life. If you’re an American, you probably think that this friend of yours should be on some sort of ADHD meds as this is the only way to solve this issue, but truth be told, this friend of yours is just very, very picky. They most likely don’t feel like sitting down for a lengthy movie if it doesn’t show them exactly what they want to see every few minutes! These people need very strong stimuli to keep them focused, so you should totally think about getting this one friend into stuff like horror movies, or maybe even action movies.

You might want to take things a tad bit further with this buddy if they don’t seem to react to “regular movies,” and show them some f-ing incest porn. Matter of fact, you’ve got to slow down a little bit with people like this since they might not be able to handle the things you offer up to them…so don’t go show that weird porn movie to them. Maybe start off with some light erotica that you found on some of the best pay porn sites out there, or hell, if you don’t feel like wasting cash, then go for the best free porn sites you can find. If you wish to make things fancy, then you will want to get them a VR headset and help them learn about the joys of VR porn sites. To some people, both horror movies are pornography are way too fake…and that’s pretty understandable — horror movies these days don’t put in enough effort into seeming realistic and all that.

Maybe slashers should make some sort of comeback? Seeing as all these mass shootings are happening on the North American continent every now and then, you might as well give a fake character a knife and let him go nuts. You should let him go nuts somewhere in Europe, as you don’t get to use no guns there…so yeah, the psychopath has to work with what he has at the moment. I mean, that kind of horror movie would seem to be pretty realistic, but what would be the porn equivalent of a movie like this? Well, homemade pornography made by amateurs is sure to give off some great “comfortable” vibes for the most part. Those movies sure as hell don’t feel as plastic as porn vids that are made by big studios such as Brazzers, that’s for sure.

So, show your friend one of these two things and see what he or she thinks about those. The odds are that a person that fits this personality type is going to enjoy this kind of movie as laid-back folks aren’t going to get entertained by things you see every day, you know? In the end, a sweaty dude kicking a piece of rubber across a grassy field isn’t anything too special, if you think about it. While a whole lot of people managed to convince themselves that soccer is real special…it really isn’t worth your time for the most part, but hey, you’ve got to let the hours pass somehow. So, why not watch like 20-ish fit lads get sweaty for 90 minutes? It will always remain a mystery as to why straight men love watching other straight men get super wet for like an hour and a half. Does the average man see these people are role models? They aren’t doing anything too good for the world, and surely they don’t have a lot to say, so yeah, watching homemade pornography is a better thing to do. Pornography will at least help you feel really, really good while you play around with yourself, you know? You won’t get a hard-on from a soccer game unless you are a gay man with incredibly low standards…and most people aren’t like that, so the chances are that the majority of the people who are reading this right now aren’t going to be pitching tents when they see some soccer player’s ass on the screen.